Food & Wine: Pre-Game. a.k.a. Tent City
June 12, 2013 
The Food & Wine Classic has taken over Aspen. This will be AspenSpin's first F&W Classic...assuming we can successfully sneak in. In the old days, blowing $1500 to drink our face off for the weekend wouldn't have required a second thought. Now after 10 years of skiing every day and partying every night...and receiving media access to almost every event in Aspen...it's crash the party or die.
A-Spin did receive VIP invites to several off-site parties hosted indirectly from the F & W hoopla. We're especially looking forward to the Grand Cochon at the Hotel Jerome on Sunday June 16...Father's Day. Everybody loves pig...right? The Grand Cochon will crown the King and Queen of Porc. 10 chefs in 10 cities will compete for the crown. Click: PIG for tickets and info.
Food & Wine is BIG Business. Most people don't realize that event host Food & Wine Magazine is owned by American Express. 5000 guests, thousands of volunteers and staff and an estimated 15,000 man hours of set-up time go into the Food and Wine Classic. Wagner Park was closed for 3 months in preparation for F & W and its been fenced off for the past week paroled by security guards protecting the tents. F & W classic is a big deal...but when do the benefits outweigh the good? I've asked local politicians about the "true economic impact" F & W brings to Aspen. Their eyes roll back in their heads...and they act like they dont understand the question. Unless I'm mistaken American Express is the big winner from F & W. Another blip on their income statement, while the town and Wagner Park are held hostage. No matter if the turf gets trashed every year for a 2 day event. I'm sure some of Aspen's businesses thrive during the weekend. F & W puts heads on beds, so thats good...but can't they find a more suitable location to monopolize other than the best green space in town? Wagner Park is the centerpiece of Aspen...and we rent it out to the highest bidder. Another personal pet peeve, my street is closed and 50% of the parking spots in the A & B sectors of town are reserved for two weeks. The town is over-run with 18 wheelers and heavy equipment bringing in food and gear. That's in addition to the 15 unrelated major construction projects clogging up the Aspen core right now.
What ev's...hopefully F & W will be HUGE fun. All the alcoholics love it. I'm not really a drinker...but I'll document the scene. A photo essay about the substance abuse may not win me any awards. I'm told that F & W is the hardest drinking weekend of the year, and Aspen is a hard partying town. Just have one question for ACRA and The City...how does AXP's a$$ taste.
In honor of AspenSpin's first F & W Classic we have penned a little diddy.
Sung to the tune of Mickey Avalon's, My D*@k:
MY TENT
my tent look like a city / your tent so itty bitty
my tent all HUGE & white /your tent, a Coor's Lite
my tent all over town / your sh*t look like a clown
my tent, security guards / your tent, right,filled with tards
my tent got a designer / your tent takes selfies like Anthony D. Weiner
my tent pose like George Clooney / your tent look like Tim Mooney
my tent a full on metropolis / your tent... Zach Galifianakis
my tent filled with booze & ho's / your tent got nuttin' to show
Time to let the world know/ Dude, ya gotta let the park grow. Aspen, the best in the business / P.S. we got tents like Jesus.
Time to let the world know/ Dude, ya gotta let the park grow. A-Spin is the best in the business / P.S. we got tents like Jesus.
my tent sized like a dinosauer / your tent, a reoccuring cold sore
my tent dunk like Shaq / your tent go quack quack quack
my tent got a BIG giant Afro / your tent cant get a pube to grow
my tent flies private on a G / your tent drives a gremlin from AMC
my tent has cash like Goldman / your tent folds like Lehman
my tent do pilaties / your tent be sandy like Saudis
my tent squats 550 / yout tent shops at thrifty
my tent party at da club / your tent nuttin' but a scrub a scrub
my tent, doin shots with shorties / your tent paper bags & forties
Time to let the world know/ Dude, ya gotta let the park grow. Aspen is the best in the business / P.S. we got tents like Jesus.
Time to let the world know/ Dude, ya gotta let the park grow. A-Spin is the best in the business / P.S. we got tents like Jesus....tents like Jesus.
